Janie and I would like to come too please

It's not a hockey bag, it's a golf bag. At least that sounds less implausible than hockey for a bloke my age, though my knowledge of the game is admittedly rather limited. As for my handicap, it's an inability to hit such a little white ball with one of these silly shaped bats!

mornington_crescent wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 3:22 pm I suppose my oldest fail was when I tried to go to my very first munch in the year 2000 and I showed up early … one week early

Bettter than being a week late - you could at least try again on the right day!

Happy Xmas and a Merry New Year from Smarty & Janie

The "monkey" was a Scotsman from the Lowlands, and I believe he has passed away, as have quite a number of others from the old site.
The "Hell's Angel" would be Chopper from the West Country.

Auto-correct strikes again!

A bit more embarrassing if you are trying to say Spanish in a vanilla document and it gets changed to spanking!

I am sure quite a few on here know mis_u from the old British Spanking site. I spoke to her on the telephone this evening and I thought those who know her would want to know that she was injured in the early evening in central London recently. She was in her wheelchair on her way home from a social ...

Happy Birthday Jaycey, Hope you had a good one

SpankyJo wrote: ↑Wed Mar 22, 2023 7:19 pm
Would be very improper to spank a Matron and a Sister.

What a Carry On.

Welcome Rebecca

If the party's tomorrow, the title of the thread is wrong! The 21st was yesterday. Spankyjo is in need of a good spanking, as usual! And Rebecca hasn't joined this site yet! It seems to me that the first two people who should be lined up for a spanking are Matron Rebecca and Nurse Jo. Nor it seems ...