A sequel to my purchase of a hockey bag has been the appearance of a new strain of advert when I do an online search. A recent one drew my attention to some ‘cushioned, grippy and absorbent hockey grips’. Sadly, they won’t be making a sale from me. Perhaps hockey bag suppliers don’t realise that the...

Just yesterday I was leaving a hotel and a woman who was helping me with my bag looked at the hockey bag (which had an inch of cane sticking out of it) and asked “are you a musician?” To which I replied “yes”. She then asked me what I played and I told her. I answered exactly the question that was ...

Lovely stories - thank you!

Thank you for the interesting replies so far. I think Mornington Crescent’s ‘double bluff’ method might just work, but I doubt whether I’d have the nerve to carry it off convincingly. I don’t think Smartarse’s ‘golf’ gambit would be convincing in my case, but I do own a butterfly net. It wouldn’t ac...

I recently acquired the traditional hockey bag to carry my spanking gear. As I walked along the street with my smart new hockey bag slung over my shoulder, I wondered how I would deal with a chance encounter with a vanilla friend or acquaintance, bearing in mind that I’m not known for my interest in...

Same here - happy to donate.

Apologies Mornington Crescent! I left because I wanted to catch the 1727 train. Thanks to all for making me very welcome, and for giving me useful tips on socialising more on the spanking scene. And also for complimenting me on my headmaster gear! (Btw, my scene name is warmly - lower case and like ...